Twelve steps to unhappiness


Roger Baker, Consultant Clinical Psychologist at Dorset HealthCare NHS Trust and
Neil Eskelin, the author of Yes Yes Living in a No No World.
Published in the Sunday Times, November 2003

 

1 Ruminate: go over something upsetting; keep picking at yourself; rehearse arguments you have had, again & again.

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2 Consider yourself a failure and keep reminding yourself that you always will be

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3 Feed your hypochondria.  Monitor your bodily sensations constantly

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4 Be a black and white perfectionist.  Minimise the positive and emphasise the negative in your unachievable quest for perfection

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5 Don’t be holistic.  Look purely for physical reasons for any vague sensations of unwellness.  Blame any lack of progress with them on your doctor.

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6 Lose your perspective on things and keep it lost: don’t put first things first

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7 Worry hard about something about which you can do nothing

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8 Be right.  Be always right.  Be the only one who is always right and be rigid in your rightness

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9 Don’t trust or believe people or accept them at anything but their worst and weakest.  Be suspicious

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10 Always compare yourself unfavourable to others

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11 Take personally everything that happens to you

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12 Don’t give yourself wholeheartedly to anyone or anything